As my tagline says, I’ve done a lot of fucked up shit in my life. Fucked up can have multiple meanings for different people, but for the most part I mean it quite literally. Most of these stories involve my bad decisions, sex, drugs, my asshole demeanor and just random situations in which I always seem to find myself. I’m sure I’ll throw in some other things as well. Here’s to putting my life into words and onto the screen for anyone and everyone to read.